1 00:00:09,049 --> 00:00:10,850 Remember to say happy 40th year, kid. 2 00:00:13,710 --> 00:00:16,890 Excuse me. Uh, Semmy, Semmy, I actually need your help, please. Getting some 3 00:00:16,890 --> 00:00:17,890 stuff out of the boot. 4 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:19,710 Semmy. 5 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:21,950 Flynn. Oh, God. Thanks, guys. 6 00:00:22,350 --> 00:00:28,470 Um, Glenn, do you... Do you... Yeah, do you mind if we have a talk about 7 00:00:28,470 --> 00:00:29,470 something real quick? 8 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,250 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. One second. 9 00:00:36,050 --> 00:00:37,090 Can we, um... 10 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,600 Can we walk and talk? 11 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,040 Actually, no, I'd rather not. It's kind of important. 12 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,440 Cake. 13 00:00:42,660 --> 00:00:44,680 What about it? I just don't want the frosting to melt. 14 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,420 I don't want to just pop it in the fridge. It's been in the boot. 15 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:49,960 Okay. No, sorry. Yep. 16 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,740 My bad. Sorry. What's up? 17 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,440 Shoot. Okay. 18 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:54,700 Look. 19 00:00:55,340 --> 00:00:56,960 Look, I don't really know how to say this. 20 00:00:58,050 --> 00:01:00,930 I've been meaning to tell you. I can feel the wetness at the bottom of the 21 00:01:00,990 --> 00:01:04,709 Like, it's so soggy. It's just a cake, Glenn. No, but it's Mum and Dad's 40th 22 00:01:04,709 --> 00:01:07,770 anniversary cake. I want it to be special. I don't want the chocolate. OK. 23 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:08,689 OK, fine. 24 00:01:08,690 --> 00:01:10,850 Can we talk about this later? Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. 25 00:01:11,330 --> 00:01:12,810 Can you put those in the living room, please? 26 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:19,470 You poke it, garlic goes in, it's been infused, and lemon goes all the way 27 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:20,470 through the roast. 28 00:01:20,630 --> 00:01:22,590 Don't want it so dry. Oh, it's not dry. 29 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:27,270 There's nothing wrong with the best roast in the whole world. Can I be 30 00:01:27,270 --> 00:01:28,270 with you? 31 00:01:28,850 --> 00:01:33,550 I think the last couple of rows tasted like jerky. Where is he? 32 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:36,830 There he is, man of the hour. 33 00:01:37,110 --> 00:01:38,830 Congratulations. Happy 40th anniversary. 34 00:01:39,590 --> 00:01:40,590 Cheers. 35 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:42,250 How's it feel, Dad? 36 00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:44,210 It's just another day, mate. 37 00:01:44,590 --> 00:01:45,950 Just another day. 38 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:47,670 It's a pretty epic achievement. 39 00:01:47,950 --> 00:01:51,090 40 years. That's a long, you know, not many couples stay in it that long. 40 00:01:51,370 --> 00:01:52,149 What did you get her? 41 00:01:52,150 --> 00:01:53,109 What do you mean? 42 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:54,490 A present. What did you get her? 43 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:56,730 Oh, we don't really do prezzies. 44 00:01:59,759 --> 00:02:01,080 What? You didn't get her anything? 45 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:04,960 Well, it's just an anniversary. We've had heaps of them. Yes, I was like 40. 46 00:02:05,220 --> 00:02:08,460 Well, we didn't give any prezzies last year. Yeah, that's because of Boston. 47 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:14,280 You're 40. Dad, any special occasion with a zero on it is a big deal, meaning 48 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,760 you need to get a big present. 49 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:17,840 Bollocks. Oh, no, Dad. 50 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:21,300 I can guarantee your mum's going to have something really good for you. 51 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:24,820 100%. Well... 52 00:02:27,810 --> 00:02:29,310 I'll give her the best cut of the roast. 53 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:36,190 The best... 40 years of loving you, cleaning up after you, putting up with 54 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:39,850 stinking balls, you being a tight arse, and what she get for all that? 55 00:02:41,130 --> 00:02:42,490 The best cut of the roast. 56 00:02:46,630 --> 00:02:47,850 Shit. Yeah. 57 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:51,110 Shit, shit. 58 00:02:51,310 --> 00:02:52,310 Yep. 59 00:02:54,310 --> 00:02:56,550 You boys are going to have to help me get her a present. 60 00:02:58,730 --> 00:03:03,190 Not far at that. Honestly, I mean, you're shit. You're normally shit, but 61 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:04,490 is extra shit. Pretty shit. 62 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:09,390 I got myself the best present. 63 00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:11,089 What did you get? 64 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:15,210 Well, last night I came to the conclusion that I'm just not cut out for 65 00:03:15,210 --> 00:03:16,550 that online hook -up crap. 66 00:03:17,110 --> 00:03:20,030 But then I was lying there and I thought, well, how am I going to get 67 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:22,770 Roger for all of these disgusting happy ending massages? 68 00:03:23,530 --> 00:03:25,290 And then it hit me. 69 00:03:26,010 --> 00:03:27,010 What? 70 00:03:27,210 --> 00:03:29,670 I booked myself a massage. 71 00:03:32,950 --> 00:03:33,950 A massage? 72 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:39,310 Massage. Yeah, yeah. I found him in the classifieds. His name is Felix, and he's 73 00:03:39,310 --> 00:03:41,510 going to be here in an hour. 74 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:43,670 Today? 75 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:45,390 Holy shit, Kez. 76 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:48,010 On your 40th anniversary? 77 00:03:48,950 --> 00:03:49,950 Yeah. 78 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:52,270 It's the perfect way to get back at Roger, don't you think? 79 00:03:53,230 --> 00:03:54,230 I guess. 80 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:57,640 What? 81 00:03:58,860 --> 00:03:59,940 I don't know. 82 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:04,960 I guess it just makes me a little bit sad because it's your 40th anniversary. 83 00:04:08,860 --> 00:04:09,860 I'm really excited. 84 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:11,240 I'm going to go get the room ready. 85 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,140 Pour us another one, darling. 86 00:04:17,260 --> 00:04:22,680 Okay, just over here. That's a little bit over. All right, I think that's 87 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:23,680 for today, Henry. 88 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,600 God damn it! 89 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:26,960 Patience. 90 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:28,780 It's going to heal. 91 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,500 Okay? 92 00:04:31,780 --> 00:04:33,060 Ten months, Martha. 93 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,240 Ten months I've been stuck in this bed. 94 00:04:37,340 --> 00:04:39,080 I'm sick of feeling like a cripple. 95 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:43,860 Stop! 96 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:45,100 Stop! 97 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,400 Useless? 98 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:49,000 You think that your leg is useless? 99 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,740 Henry, you saved those men's lives. 100 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:54,680 Okay, when everyone left them to die, you went back. 101 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:58,680 You're a hero. 102 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,020 Sorry to break the flow. I just have one quick question. 103 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,640 Oh, that was really good. 104 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:09,840 Okay, what's up? 105 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:17,140 Um, before rehearsal, um, when we get to the end, are we doing the kiss, 106 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:20,060 or...? No, no, I reckon we save it for the real performance. 107 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:21,620 Yeah, okay. 108 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:23,460 Yeah. Why, though? 109 00:05:24,230 --> 00:05:28,710 Oh, I just feel like it'll keep the tension between the actors and, you 110 00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:32,370 it'll add more energy to our theme. Yeah, no, I get that. Yeah, 100%. That 111 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:35,770 sense. Okay. Cool. So we're just going to do, like, a kiss on the cheek for 112 00:05:35,830 --> 00:05:36,950 Oh, no, no, no. We'll do an air kiss. 113 00:05:38,290 --> 00:05:39,169 An air kiss? 114 00:05:39,170 --> 00:05:40,149 Yeah. 115 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:41,009 What's that? 116 00:05:41,010 --> 00:05:41,989 An air kiss? 117 00:05:41,990 --> 00:05:43,170 Yeah. Oh, I'll show you. 118 00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:44,850 Okay. 119 00:05:58,030 --> 00:05:59,170 Okay. Ready from the top? 120 00:05:59,770 --> 00:06:01,030 Yeah. Cool. 121 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:03,230 Oh, shit. 122 00:06:04,850 --> 00:06:08,210 Yeah, no, only because it's a bit of an emergency, that's all. 123 00:06:09,430 --> 00:06:12,270 Yeah, okay, no, that's fine. That's fine, I understand. I've got to go. 124 00:06:12,350 --> 00:06:16,710 bye. Okay, so, can't get flowers, you can't get a hand part because they need 125 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,610 four hours lead time plus the closing scene anyway. Oh, shit. 126 00:06:19,850 --> 00:06:22,910 No, hang on here, Dad. Look, six nights, barley, right? 127 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,800 Flights, accommodation, a trip to see the monkeys, $4 ,300. 128 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,220 $4 ,300? 129 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:29,460 I'm not paying that. 130 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:31,920 What is it, like six and a half stars, pallets in the tie? 131 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:36,920 No, no, it's a four -star hotel, ocean view and breakfast included. 132 00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:38,980 There you go. I don't eat breakfast. 133 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:45,140 What can you get for three nights, two stars, zero breakfast? 134 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:51,520 Wow. I mean, you really are the tightest man alive. It doesn't matter anyway, 135 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:52,580 because you can't get that. 136 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:56,760 Why? Because Mum's going to see the bank statement and see today's date. She'll 137 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,460 know it's last minute. Oh, shit. 138 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,360 What am I going to get her? 139 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:06,200 I don't even want to put this out there, but there is something you can do to 140 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,200 cop out. 141 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:08,300 What? What? 142 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:13,200 You could just make her something from the heart, and because then no matter 143 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:16,180 shit it is, they can't get angry at you because you did it with the best 144 00:07:16,180 --> 00:07:20,560 intention. Good. No, that's good. That's good. It was like those shithouse cards 145 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,540 that Sammy and Flynn used to make me when they were younger. 146 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,800 Excuse me? Yeah, with the... You know, remember the shitty little cats and 147 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,080 balloons they used to draw on my birthday cards? They were terrible. 148 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,880 You mean when they were, like, three? 149 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:33,680 Yeah. How hard is it to draw a balloon? Pretty hard when they can't hold a 150 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,820 fucking crayon, Tommy. It's brilliant. 151 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:38,760 I can make something. 152 00:07:41,180 --> 00:07:42,520 And I can write a poem. 153 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:44,780 Poem's good. 154 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:45,900 Poem's good. 155 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,120 And it's free. 156 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:02,120 Felix? That's right, yep. Kerry? 157 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:04,720 Yeah, oh, okay. 158 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:06,580 Come on in. Great, thanks. 159 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:07,900 Yeah, great. 160 00:08:10,020 --> 00:08:13,500 Sorry, should I pay now or later? 161 00:08:13,980 --> 00:08:14,759 Later's fine. 162 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,760 Great, okay. 163 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,940 Sorry, except that I've got cash out because I wasn't sure how much I'd need 164 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:21,860 for, you know, extras. 165 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,080 We can talk about that in the room if you like. 166 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:26,300 Okay. 167 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:32,260 Sorry about the mess. 168 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:33,340 That's okay. 169 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:42,080 Okay, so this is the room. This is the bed. Okay. Where I'll be flying and 170 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,220 receiving the massage. 171 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:48,980 Naked or... We'll get to that in a few moments. 172 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,220 Firstly, let me just ask you a few questions. 173 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:52,760 Okay. 174 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,060 When was the last time you had a massage? 175 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:59,200 You mean like a special massage? 176 00:09:00,829 --> 00:09:03,730 All massages are special, aren't they? Oh, yes. 177 00:09:04,330 --> 00:09:05,330 Yes, 178 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:09,930 it's been a long while. 179 00:09:10,390 --> 00:09:11,390 Okay. 180 00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:16,150 In terms of pressure, would you like it light, medium or remedial? 181 00:09:17,130 --> 00:09:23,550 I think, oh, well, I guess I'd like a light pressure on the upper body and I 182 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:27,950 guess more of a sort of a, like a remedial dip. 183 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:30,510 on the lower half of the body. 184 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:33,150 Okay. Please. 185 00:09:33,930 --> 00:09:34,930 All right. 186 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:42,310 Look, sorry, this is feeling very professional, and I'm just concerned 187 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:46,310 you're just a masseuse, and I'm feeling like a bit of an old creep. 188 00:09:46,690 --> 00:09:47,970 Sensual part of the massage. 189 00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:49,690 These are the do's and don'ts. 190 00:09:50,410 --> 00:09:52,310 I will be fully naked for your arousal. 191 00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:56,790 The buttocks are fine to feel, but no biting, no scratching. 192 00:09:57,580 --> 00:09:59,200 Light licking is okay. 193 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:04,720 Now, I like to use a sandalwood blend in my oil. 194 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,300 Is that okay with you? 195 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:09,840 Yes. 196 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:13,140 Great. Take off all your clothes and lay on your back. 197 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:31,600 Okay, I've got butterflies now. 198 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,700 I'm actually so excited to show your family our scene. 199 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:37,700 Yeah, me too. Yeah. 200 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:40,760 Are you nervous? 201 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,220 A little bit, yeah. 202 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,560 Yeah. 203 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:51,040 I just 204 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:55,320 have a question. 205 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,280 Yeah? 206 00:10:58,220 --> 00:10:59,400 With the kiss, 207 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:02,870 I'm just kind of worried about my breath. 208 00:11:03,650 --> 00:11:07,730 So should I not eat anything before? 209 00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:11,430 I've got a piece of gum in my bag. Do you want one? Yeah, yes, please. Thank 210 00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:12,430 you. No, we're good. 211 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:20,130 Oh, sorry. There you go. 212 00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:54,420 Have you kissed anyone before? 213 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:02,080 Yeah, sort of. 214 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:08,200 You know, I've kissed my mum on the cheek and my grandma and my sister when 215 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,200 was really young. 216 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:11,460 But, you know, like not anyone in school. 217 00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:18,840 You know, I've seen heaps of it on telly and shit. But, yeah, not like a kiss 218 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:19,840 -kiss, you know. 219 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:23,920 Have you? 220 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,360 Nope. 221 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:38,819 They're done already. 222 00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:39,820 I couldn't do it. 223 00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:42,800 I mean, I was lying there and I was trying to get into it and then I 224 00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:45,440 what if Roger's got me something really special for tonight? 225 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,580 And then I'm laying there in the spare room getting, you know what, done. 226 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:52,840 I wouldn't be that hard on yourself, Kerry. Roger's had 100 you -know -whats. 227 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:56,280 Yeah, I know, I know. But, you know, I just want to see if he's made an effort 228 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,280 for our 40th. 229 00:12:58,300 --> 00:12:59,620 This is Roger, Kerry. 230 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,620 It's our 40 -year marriage anniversary. 231 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,420 Spending every single day together, every holiday, every major moment of my 232 00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:07,240 life, Roger's been there through all of it. 233 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,500 Highs and the lows. I mean, he's my family. 234 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:14,100 And surely that man, after 40 years, is going to honour our love with something 235 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,500 special. Yeah. 236 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,220 What did he get you last year? 237 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:21,920 Laundry powder. 238 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,320 I hope he gets you something nice, Kev. 239 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,640 Me too. 240 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,220 So where's the dude? Did you send him home? 241 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:45,120 No, I gave him an extra 150 to stick around till after the gifts at dinner. 242 00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:46,460 Just in case. 243 00:13:54,219 --> 00:13:57,940 Putting glue on my finger. Okay, if that finger's out of it, please. If you put 244 00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:00,540 the glue on my fingers one more time, I'm going to shove them up your 245 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,740 Oh, okay. So you want to have your finger permanently stuck up your 246 00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:05,500 arsehole, do you? Yeah, you'd love that. Would I? 247 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:09,040 Yeah, yeah. I mean, you love a finger in the date. I bet Susan Straps went on 248 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,540 and smashes you on the tongue. Oh, yeah, because she's the boss and I'm the... 249 00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:15,420 You're the little bitch. Yeah, okay. You're the little bitch. Cut it out. 250 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:17,740 I need help. 251 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,620 What rhymes with diapers? 252 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,560 Dad, please don't tell me you're writing about the time you went for your 253 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,160 morning walk and couldn't get home in time, so you shat yourself in the front 254 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,400 yard. I can't help it if I've got no upsuck. 255 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:31,480 You know, I've got a bit of a loose arse piece down there. You blokes will find 256 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,480 out sooner or later. 257 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:38,600 Dad, promise me you don't put either arse piece or upsuck in Mum's poem, OK? 258 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:42,720 You blokes are about as helpful as a one -legged man at an arse -kicking 259 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:46,020 contest. It's going to work, Dad, OK? You've made something from your heart. 260 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,880 can't get the shits up with your heart. 261 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:52,340 I mean, I hate that you've done this on Muff's 40th anniversary, but you're safe 262 00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:53,099 as houses. 263 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,600 All right, well, you two finish whatever bullshit you're doing because the roast 264 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,600 is ready. 265 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,160 Go quick. No, other side. 266 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,800 Don't yell at me. 267 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,760 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our performance of The War In My Heart. 268 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,760 I just wanted to say thank you so much to all the turners for letting us 269 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,860 showcase our work before our final mark. 270 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:21,200 And I want to say thank you to Grandma and Grandad and happy 40th anniversary. 271 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,500 We love you. 272 00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:32,220 It was 273 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:33,220 the year 1945. 274 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:39,360 World War II was coming to an end when a heavy dose of shrapnel went into the 275 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:43,480 leg. Corporal Henry looks at facing a life where he may never walk again. 276 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,120 Action. 277 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,480 Just a little bit over here. A few more steps, Henry. You've got it. You've got 278 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,700 it. Okay. 279 00:15:58,140 --> 00:15:59,540 I think that's enough for today. 280 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,080 Ten months, Marta. 281 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:07,700 Ten months I've been stuck in this bed. Patience. 282 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:09,940 Henry, it's going to heal. 283 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,600 Useless. 284 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:13,740 Useless. Useless. 285 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:15,700 Useless. Stop! 286 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:17,760 Seriously? 287 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:21,300 Henry, you saved those men's lives. 288 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:25,260 When everyone left them to die, you went back there. 289 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:26,780 You're a hero. 290 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,200 I'm not a hero. 291 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,660 Heroes can walk. 292 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:38,720 Wait. 293 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:51,030 You've been seeing me for ten months. 294 00:16:53,650 --> 00:16:58,050 And I loved you from the moment I saw you. 295 00:16:58,370 --> 00:17:02,930 I could never get the courage to tell you that I wanted to kiss you. 296 00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:06,089 Why didn't you? 297 00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:08,930 I wanted to walk first. 298 00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:12,050 I wanted to show you how much I cared. 299 00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:17,670 Now it's too late. Now you're leaving and... No. 300 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,599 You're going to walk again. 301 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:24,839 You will. 302 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:30,700 And when you walk again, you can walk all the way to Townsville and with me. 303 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:36,820 Goodbye, Henry. 304 00:18:28,639 --> 00:18:29,980 Yeah, get that one. 305 00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:31,740 Yours is going. 306 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,280 Yeah. 307 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:43,520 Coming in, coming in. Speech, mum, 308 00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:44,820 speech. 309 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:51,310 I'm not going to make a big speech because I just want to get to the 310 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:56,550 So, darling, I know it's something that you've been wanting for a long time. 311 00:18:57,550 --> 00:19:00,690 Hand it up. I didn't dare pick it out because I knew I'd get the wrong one. 312 00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:02,810 But I hope you like it. Not as big as I thought. 313 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:12,330 Oh, is it? Oh, you beauty. 314 00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:15,150 It's a $2 ,000 voucher to Barbecue World. 315 00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:17,550 Oh, thank you. 316 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:23,790 I've had my eye on this eight -burner turbo jobby that, oh, just, this is 317 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:25,030 fantastic and real. 318 00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:27,290 Thanks, love. It's bloody brilliant. 319 00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:29,510 Your turn. 320 00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:39,330 Well, I thought long and hard about what I'd buy it, and 321 00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:45,710 I thought the best bet was to do something from the heart 322 00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:47,110 to make you something. 323 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:53,200 And, um, so, I, uh, wrote you a poem. 324 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:59,640 And, uh... Ta -da! 325 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,980 Goes like this. 326 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,380 Um, I'll put it on my speckies. 327 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,180 Kerry, babe, we've been through it all. 328 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:18,530 When you served me fish and chips and I said I'd give you a call. 329 00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:24,010 We had sex on the first date. Then you told me your period was late. 330 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,170 Then you pumped out these two vipers. 331 00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:31,110 You never once made me clean their shitty diaper. 332 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:33,270 It's true. 333 00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:40,230 For 40 years, you've put up with my drinking, snoring and farts. 334 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:42,170 And that's why, darling. 335 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,800 I've made you a heart. 336 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,080 Don't bother to hand him up. 337 00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:10,020 Really, Roach? 338 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,120 What? 339 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:20,320 For 40 years I've devoted my love to you and... That's what you think I'm worth? 340 00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:26,940 Well, it's... It's a good poem. 341 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:28,960 It's from the heart. 342 00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:30,460 What heart? 343 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,080 What heart, Roger? 344 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,940 Clearly you've just made this, and probably because the boys made you. 345 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:40,200 You don't give a shit about making me feel special, do you? 346 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,590 You're too busy taking care of yourself. 347 00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:48,250 Steady on love is going a bit hard. 348 00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:51,450 It's just a present. It's not about the bloody present. 349 00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:55,770 It's about you getting wanked off at the Thai place once a month for the past 350 00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:56,770 ten years. 351 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:03,550 No, sorry. Don't sorry me. 352 00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:07,570 I got myself a present. 353 00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:10,690 My own happy ending. 354 00:22:12,010 --> 00:22:13,850 Because God knows you're not giving it to me. 355 00:22:14,350 --> 00:22:15,350 Felix? 356 00:22:16,530 --> 00:22:18,210 Yeah? I'm ready for my massage. 357 00:22:19,030 --> 00:22:20,170 Okay. Yep, now. 358 00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:23,470 Thanks, Lilo. 359 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,200 Yeah, Ling. 360 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,780 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's me. 361 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,640 Can you fit me in now? 362 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,220 Can you fit me in now? 363 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:54,760 About, oh, 20 minutes? 364 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,760 Oh, that's the way I'm feeling. It'll be about five. 365 00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:00,340 Yeah. 366 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,680 Yeah. 367 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,880 I'll be right there. 368 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,440 Righto. 369 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,280 Hey. 370 00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:11,660 What are you doing? What? 371 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,040 I'm just ducking out for a bit. No, you're not. 372 00:23:15,380 --> 00:23:16,380 I'll be back. 373 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,320 Dad, don't be a dickhead. Come on. 374 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,240 Yeah. 375 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:25,620 Come on. 376 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:48,020 A couple of eyes and ears. 377 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,300 What is it? 378 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,500 Earplugs. 379 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,300 I can't believe I'm a part of this fucking family. It's so embarrassing. 380 00:24:14,980 --> 00:24:18,780 I mean, that was... That was next level, even for my family. 381 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,220 Jeez, we have our issues. 382 00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:27,240 We look pretty perfect in comparison to that. 383 00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:28,980 I want a divorce. 384 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,420 What? I want a divorce, Gwen. 385 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,480 Are you serious? 386 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,080 I'm not happy. 387 00:24:46,510 --> 00:24:51,170 I wanted to wait for the kids to finish school, but I can't wait anymore. Finish 388 00:24:51,170 --> 00:24:53,810 school? Hang on. What the fuck are you talking about? Finish school? I don't 389 00:24:53,810 --> 00:24:54,810 love you anymore, Glenn. 390 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,430 Fucking hell, Susan, what are you talking about? 391 00:25:08,010 --> 00:25:10,390 How fucking long have you been feeling like this for? 392 00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:13,750 A long time. 393 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,660 Oh. Oh.